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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
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Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an...
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Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will...
Quote #13548
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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It was a Greek tragedy. Nixon was fulfilling his own nature. Once it started...
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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.