Quote #12999
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #27384
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #18149
‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #21060
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #18958
When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is...
Quote #10857
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Quote #34642
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #9972
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
Quote #33605
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...