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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #12148
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
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Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #21617
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a...
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.