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In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
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Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.
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Every mile is two in winter.