Quote #32797
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #21664
Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #10219
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #27882
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
Quote #6529
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #19419
It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.
Quote #2058
A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...