Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #20199
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe...
Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #4532
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
Quote #11531
Communications without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communications is irrelevant.
Quote #4828
The medium is the message.
Quote #23502
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...