Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28319 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Unknown Quote #5805 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson Quote #28988 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the...
Ulysses S. Grant Quote #27982 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
Don Eslinger, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993 Quote #942 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We believe he wanted to win in the worst way.
Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC Quote #849 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Make money, money, honestly if you can;if not, by any means at all, make...
Mark Twain Quote #17822 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Casey Stengel Quote #20367 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
W. Somerset Maugham Quote #13739 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28313 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...