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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my...
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George Shinn. He’s the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team.
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Fortune helps the brave.
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Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must...
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Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.