Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #4143
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers...
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Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your...
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #14338
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
Quote #13892
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
Quote #26919
He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to...