Quote #23174
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
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Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #8618
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the...
Quote #8711
The Sufis advise us to speak only after our words have managed to pass...
Quote #31606
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29800
The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
Quote #30257
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...