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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only...
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As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the...
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‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a...