Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #20861
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
Quote #18026
They’re only truly great who are truly good.
Quote #9199
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
Quote #12672
Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Quote #32312
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
Quote #5790
The great discoveries are usually obvious.