Quote #22212
Ricky I don’t know why we don’t get a drink … sittin inside this...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #31201
The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty.
Quote #17319
I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
Quote #2272
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #11773
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #12013
To laugh is to live profoundly.
Quote #21483
They talk most who have the least to say.