Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #21258
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins...
Quote #24369
Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
Quote #16719
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #5976
Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a...
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
Quote #30966
The anvil fears no blows.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...