Quote #3213
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...
Quote #16091
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from...
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #31357
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Quote #27262
Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Quote #31548
Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem...
Quote #22702
To love and win is the best thing, to love and lose, the next...
Quote #20302
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
Quote #34422
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.