Quote #935
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #727
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
Quote #26448
Ridicule is the best test of truth.
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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One hand washes the other.
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Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives.
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Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.