Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #30945
Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.
Quote #4576
The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Quote #1187
You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.
Quote #1084
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so....
Quote #1744
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #14124
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
Quote #6709
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....