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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their...
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking, writing, or...