Quote #31927
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Quote #13072
If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he...
Quote #9533
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #2181
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #34376
Good food ends with good talk.
Quote #3722
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
Quote #1342
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.