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There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
Quote #14529
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire...
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I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at...
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
Quote #4309
Time eases all things.