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Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It’s a bum’s life. The principal...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any...
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...