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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly...
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I don’t like work… but I like what is in work — the chance...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
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Yearning is not only a good way to go crazy but also a pretty...
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Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health everything unconditional belongs...