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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into...
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The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #6194
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #14517
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
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Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #2099
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.