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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why Some people dream of things...
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To endure the cross is not tragedy it is the suffering which is the...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely...
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I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses....