Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #11519
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #1057
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
Quote #32392
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #12805
He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #19877
As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it...
Quote #13552
One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep...