Quote #5625
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the...
Quote #29333
Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
Quote #21207
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...
Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #6634
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
Quote #28794
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #9763
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...