Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #22477
I can take it… The tougher it gets, the cooler I get…
Quote #27624
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #27149
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #28287
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...
Quote #28855
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
Quote #12816
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.