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What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
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Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought...
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not...
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You can’t put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you’ve made some just need time...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...