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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
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“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
Quote #14688
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
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I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #16059
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.