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Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love –...
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #7900
The first condition of immortality is death.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33472
Never deprive someone of hope it might be all they have.
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Quote #19957
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #15010
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.