Quote #11889
Dreaming permits every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #32923
We cannot think first and act afterward. From the moment of birth we are...
Quote #18844
To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is...
Quote #32589
Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
Quote #24295
God may be subtle, but He isn’t mean.
Quote #14161
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life...