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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
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Love is a great beautifier.
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Time gives good advice.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every...
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The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my...