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What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
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People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
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Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this...
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Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his...
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I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...