Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #4934
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Quote #8743
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Quote #23108
Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
Quote #27724
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...
Quote #18270
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
Quote #29630
It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.