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I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
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The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life....
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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A good life is a series of joyful meetings and joyful moments.
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Greatness consists in trying to be great. There is no other way.
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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The true university of these days is a collection of books.