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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with...
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Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
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Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Do not wish to be anything but what you are, And try to be...
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The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really...
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...