Quote #12114
A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile...
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #27582
Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance...
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #12512
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...