Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #7978
Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #5901
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
Quote #32583
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
Quote #34737
Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can...
Quote #19929
To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.