Quote #782
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Quote #18477
When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind unassuming persuasion,...
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #3480
Through and through the world is infested with quantity. To talk sense is to...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #24519
They can expect nothing but their labour for their pains.
Quote #23547
There is no reality except the one contained within us. That is why so...
Quote #8633
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.