Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28390 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Roy G. Blount, Jr. Quote #25735 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
John Wyndham, The Day of the Triffids Quote #5862 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Francis Bacon Quote #21233 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
Ethel Perry Andrus Quote #24889 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner...
John Locke Quote #11856 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Aesop, The Milkmaid and Her Pail Quote #4218 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
George Bernard Shaw Quote #10486 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...