Quote #30816
Great men are not always wise.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #9100
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #13890
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #22497
The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever...
Quote #25966
It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
Quote #18653
A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.