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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
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The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #25719
May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #32761
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Quote #18594
The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that...
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.