Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #19091
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
Quote #26511
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #1208
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #18465
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #33753
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light’ And there...
Quote #26274
Play has been man’s most useful preoccupation.
Quote #6283
A mind too active is no mind at all.
Quote #33221
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...