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Don’t find fault, find a remedy.
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The kingdoms of fantasy and mirth are longlasting and not of this world.
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There’s an old saying that if you come back to the place where you...
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Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....