Quote #28227
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a...
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #22231
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #13612
A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of...