Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work,...
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #8804
is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.