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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
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Every animal knows more than you do. Nez Perce
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Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
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She knows there’s no success like failure And that failure’s no success at all.
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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
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There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
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O why was I born with a different face? Why was I not born...
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Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...