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I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
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Strike from mankind the principle of faith and men would have no more history...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...
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The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...