Quote #8042
We have to believe in free will. We?ve got no choice.
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #12686
When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of...
Quote #3223
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Quote #16203
If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...
Quote #6734
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could....
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...