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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in...
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a...
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Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...
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Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s...
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You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
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Nothing that was worthy in the past departs no truth or goodness realized by...
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There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no...